December 27th, 2010 by sarah

aero kits, stealth i/c, snow rubber, and some other stuff

December 27th, 2010 by sarah

I just did inventory of all my patio furniture (surprisingly, hanging on) but it’s doing much better than the Chargers did last night- straight blown away by the Bengals.  And during a game where they were missing their two best (and craziest) receivers- Owens and Ochocinco!  Of all teams, if you’re going to puke all over your playoff hopes, why let a 4-11 team do the clean up?   KC had already won their game earlier, so a win was San Diego’s only lifeline for this season.  Instead, a 4^th quarter interception (later carried for a Bengals TD) was pretty much the nail on the coffin.  Sure, I get that it was cold.  I’ll send you namby-pambies some long johns and furry slippers next year.  But there were only a few flurries in the air, and you guys got snowballed on the field.  Get a bus home from Cincy.  Walk if you have to.  Give yourself some time to contemplate how the tortured SD fans feel.  Can’t just one of our sports teams bring us a ring or trophy or something?

One happy ending- Mike Tolbert looks like he’ll be OK after face planting in the ground until being carried off on a stretcher.

December 21st, 2010 by sarah

’tis the season for driving under the influence of spiked eggnog.  Not me- the old ladies donning their blublocker sunglasses, shopping for hideous holiday sweaters for their coal-deserving grandkids and soccer moms with candy cane painted nails and five designer golden rings whipping through the mall parking lot like they stole the sleigh!  TG I’m done with my shopping- thanks Amazon.

Now I can enjoy the holiday from the (southern) comfort of my bar stool.  And since you boys and girls have been nice all year, I’m giving you a few naughty cartoons about the meaning of Christmas.

BTW, best holiday quote ever: “I’ve put the Christmas tree out with some pussy.” (Top Gear UK)

Happy Holidays!!!