Apr 2013 19


Posted In Cars

Top 10 Signs you are not a Gearhead:

1) You think your temp gauge forecasts the weather outside

2) Your car’s color could be referred to as Poop Brown or Dull Beige

3) You pepper your license plate with registration stickers from all years like a Jackson Pollock painting

4) You volunteer to be designated driver for your alcoholic friends without covering the seats and floor with plastic

5) You’ll let anyone drive it from your 90 year old grandma to your friend with a suspended license

6) You don’t dread parallel parking in the city (bumper cars anyone?)

7) You think your car has a flux capacitor

8) You think rain qualifies as a car wash and during a drought you drive close to sprinklers or knock over a fire hydrant for a good wash

9) You apply stick on wood trim to the interior and hubcap wheel covers

10) You quote things in bhp (brake horsepower) not knowing how it’s different than wheel horsepower