Cheesy Football

Another Chargers loss and I’m not surprised.  How does SD stack up to a cheese shop?

Rivers- Limberger; known for your salty attitude, you crumble every time a tackler gets near you and sometimes downright stink!  Be more like Halloumi- it retains shape under heat.

Defensive line – obviously swiss; stop leaving holes all over the field.  Become a string cheese and hold the line!

Receivers – unstirred curds; inconsistent.  Let’s go Munster- smooth and sticky.

Guards – feta… Protect the pocket!

Kickers – nice Sharp Cheddar; reliable and strong.

As far as post season, in the words of Jim Mora: “Playoffs? Don’t talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I’m just hoping we can win a game, another game.”