Colora D’oh
Feb 2014 02

Colora D’oh

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It was either that heading or Fum-bowl.  If you glanced at the stats, you’d think it was a close game.  Possession was about 47%/53%, not a bad split.  3rd down conversions were successful about half the time for both teams, same as their red zone efficiencies.  Both QB’s completed 69% of their attempts.  And Seattle even managed to “earn” twice as many penalties for 2x the yardage.  Yet, just like the OJ chase, the Broncos couldn’t get away.  Turnovers!  And not the pastry kind.  Though this was the third Super Bowl in a row to score a safety, the writing was on the wall when Denver started their first possession giving up one.  At any rate, BWAHAHAHA Denver.  Even the Chargers would have looked better!