Super Bowel
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Every once in awhile, you just need an excuse to eat like a football player and what better reason than the Super Bowl? I started by loading up nachos for lunch- chips, 4 cheese blend, beans, salsa, green chiles, and avocado crema. I was going to make some artichoke dip for a snack but there was an illegal motion in my digestive system. In the 3rd quarter, it was hot dogs with chile, cheese, and onion. I washed it down with a 9.4% 2010 Hoppin Frog B.O.R.I.S. Russian Imperial Stout and 10% 2008 Hair of the Dog Fred from the Wood (which I won’t be able to pronounce when finished). And finally, some Ben and Jerry’s froyo for dessert. After this lineup, my colon called a timeout. I’d like to apologize to my coworkers in advance though I doubt I’ll be the only one…
If you watched the Puppy Bowl instead, here’s what you missed:
1) Brother on brother SB
2) Longest return in NFL history (109 yards with only one missed tackle). Scratch that: tied the longest return at 108 yards “after further review”
3) A momentum changing Amish electricity spike that led to a 34 min delay of game.
This delay gave the 49er’s some time to actually develop a game plan and at 1:54, they had a chance at 4th down before throwing a moon ball. Game. Over. Nice safety play call and here’s to an entertaining Harbaugh family reunion…
If you only watched for the commercials, they kinda disappointed. My favorite- probably the red M&M singing Meatloaf…
Chargers 2014!