March 27th, 2009 by sarah

A few people have asked why I’m not covering the March Madness. Simple answer- I hate watching basketball. I have nothing against playing it. I mean, what 5’ 8” chick can’t shoot some hoops? But watching basketball has gotten boring ever since the players stopped wearing daisy dukes on the courts. Well that, and my college (UCSD) was more a nerds conglomerate than an athlete’s paradise so I don’t have much of a college sports affiliation. There are so many other “sporting” events I’d rather watch:

1. Midget wrestling
2. Speed foosball
3. Competitive whack-a-mole
4. Beer pong
5. Medieval Times jousting tournament
6. Demolition bumper cars
7. Blindfolded laser tag
8. Niagara Falls barrel plunge
9. Marco Polo
10. Roller derby

While the college basketball fans crowd the Sportsbook rooms, anyone up for a rousing game of Underwater Archery?