A few people have asked why I’m not covering the March Madness. Simple answer- I hate watching basketball. I have nothing against playing it. I mean, what 5’ 8” chick can’t shoot some hoops? But watching basketball has gotten boring ever since the players stopped wearing daisy dukes on the courts. Well that, and my college (UCSD) was more a nerds conglomerate than an athlete’s paradise so I don’t have much of a college sports affiliation. There are so many other “sporting” events I’d rather watch:
While the college basketball fans crowd the Sportsbook rooms, anyone up for a rousing game of Underwater Archery?
Finally an explanation! What do you have against Jousting? HUZZAH! 🙂
Nothing, I’m a big fan of any place that lets you eat with your hands while guys in steel attire swordfight 😉
I see no underwater extreme high speed basket weaving…
There is now way Marco Polo can be above Roller Derby. Long live Judy Arnold!
Kevin, it was on my list, but I have a fear of crazy wicker paper cuts.
Little person wrestling is the preferable term. I’m just saying…
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