Wager this
March 27th, 2009 by sarah
A few people have asked why I’m not covering the March Madness. Simple answer- I hate watching basketball. I have nothing against playing it. I mean, what 5’ 8” chick can’t shoot some hoops? But watching basketball has gotten boring ever since the players stopped wearing daisy dukes on the courts. Well that, and my college (UCSD) was more a nerds conglomerate than an athlete’s paradise so I don’t have much of a college sports affiliation. There are so many other “sporting” events I’d rather watch:
- Midget wrestling
- Speed foosball
- Competitive whack-a-mole
- Beer pong
- Medieval Times jousting tournament
- Demolition bumper cars
- Blindfolded laser tag
- Niagara Falls barrel plunge
- Marco Polo
- Roller derby
While the college basketball fans crowd the Sportsbook rooms, anyone up for a rousing game of Underwater Archery?
- 7 Comments »
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April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 am
Finally an explanation! What do you have against Jousting? HUZZAH!
April 1st, 2009 at 11:07 am
Nothing, I’m a big fan of any place that lets you eat with your hands while guys in steel attire swordfight
April 1st, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I see no underwater extreme high speed basket weaving…
April 1st, 2009 at 5:57 pm
There is now way Marco Polo can be above Roller Derby. Long live Judy Arnold!
April 1st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Kevin, it was on my list, but I have a fear of crazy wicker paper cuts.
May 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Little person wrestling is the preferable term. I’m just saying…
April 5th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
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