D’Oh-lympics

Nothing like upsetting the hometeam on their turf!  Canadians are known for two things- hockey and “eh?” and after losing 5-3 to the US men’s hockey team Sunday, they’re doing a lot of “eh, eh, eh???” 

And I can’t possibly be the only one perplexed by ice skating/dancing.  Obviously I’m no expert and can’t discern a triple bo biple from a cartwheel so I can’t judge on technicalities, so I usually just root for them to fall.  It’s much more interesting watching ice ass-scraping anyways. 

I do love watching snowboarding.  I wish I could do a McLeggo my Eggo and all those other moves those guys have perfected.  Big air scores big.  I can’t believe they land some of those moves without digging snow out of their netherlands for days afterwards.

Biathlon is pretty awesome too.  Part sharp shooter, part cross country sprinting.  We should be recruiting in inner city schools, where many students are already familiar with popping off a few shots and high-tailing it out of there. 

As an aside, the Chargers released LT.  We all knew that was coming but it’ll be sad to see him go.  Hopefully we freed up enough money to “buy” us the Lombardi.