Fast and Flurrious

Local weathermen did their best Chicken Little impressions (“the sky is falling, the sky is falling”) to warn us of the impending blizzard that never progressed into more than a few inches of the white stuff.  While the roads were passable, I still can’t fathom why so many people were on their freaking phones driving around.  And one dumbass was texting!  I can imagine that conversation: “OMG.  Snow is totally blowing over the roads.  LOL@plow driver!  Whoa, almost spun off the road!  LMAO, maybe I should put the phone down.”  Hey moron, it’s idiots like you that cause stupid accidents.  Get off the phone, or at least pirouette yourself into a ditch on the side of the road so those of us who aren’t so dumb can still drive by.