Rolling on 8’s

8 wheels, that is.  I rollerbladed a half marathon today.  And whatsup with all the bikers who think they own the trails too?  ‘Scuze me for not wearing skin tight spandex and thinking I’m privileged enough to ride two or three people wide- guess I’m just not that douchy.  BTW, why do you think you’re so much cooler- just because you can go faster?  Can you ride backwards?  Can you jump a trashcan?  Can you slalom on a hill?  Didn’t think so!  My moves got you beat any day!  And I also own a Trex, but rollerblading is a much more intense workout.  You should try it sometime instead of napping on your bike…